Blind Biased Hypocrite Snake Father Bitter Atheist: "Did the transporter energy imprint his body image onto the cloth?" No moron, because the atheist concept of transporting matter using the magical energy stream doesn't exist and isn't possible, hyper-moron. Why are you such a moron? You dumb dumb hypocrite mocker. Think you moron, think.
Blind Biased Hypocrite Snake Father Bitter Atheist: "Or like hundreds of other religious relics, is it just a medieval fake," (oooo, smell that hate. Grrrr, the atheist moron who makes fun of Christians for dumb dumb moronic concepts like beam me up Scotty with the magical energy stream is mad. He's mad at fake relics... LET'S GO RAPE SOME CHRISTIAN KIDS IN FRONT OF THEIR PARENTS AND MURDER THEIR PARENTS IN FRONT OF THE KIDS WE RAPED RIGHT AFTER FELLOW ATHEISTS. PLEASE COMMIE ATHEISTS HELP US DEMOCRACY LOVING, WELL KIND DEMOCRACY LOVING, ATHEISTS RAPE SOME CHRISTIANS AND OTHER RELIGIOUS IDIOTS IN FRONT OF THEIR PARENTS AND THEN MURDER THE PARENTS. AND IF THE KIDS WON'T REPENT OF THEIR GRRR, BELIEF IN RELIGIOUS STUFF, LET'S RAPEM MORE N THEN KILL EM! Now that's some technological, moral and Darwinistic evolutionary progress! You stupid idiot atheist.You violence-lover. When will you evolve stupid?)
Blind Biased Hypocrite Snake Father Bitter Atheist: "designed to fool the gullible and superstitious" Now children, unless you believe in the truth that billions of years ago random explosion for which there is no evidence and the magical popping of life from wet unknown chemical mixtures and billions of years of evolution, we'll mock you as being stupid, and gullible if you believe in things that you can't see. (But Father Atheist, none of us saw what you just said is the truth.)
"followers of a long dead carpenter? (ooooo those dumb carpenters, so useless and dumb and silly they are! Damn them working people! UGH, WORK SUCKS! Especially working wood! That's only for silly dummies kids! Kids? What? I'm full or moronic hate? I'm talking like an immature kid raised by corrupt idiotic parents? You, you, I'll rape you and kill your parents in front of you! I'll put you in prison and mock you every day till you take that back and have faith in big explosions from billions of years ago and magic puddles of life-making stuff and and and and Darwinism!)
Blind Biased Hypocrite Snake Father Bitter Atheist: "Didn't scientific carbon dating prove it was a fake" (no moron, keep up to date assuming impatient idiot, stop being gullible and arbitrarily believing what fits ur stupid ape feelings, look up the carbon dating research again u slow moron mocker, stop being a moron mocker), and why won't the Pope who has possession of the shroud say it's the real deal? (Why doesn't a greedy, child-molestor protecting man following in the line of anti-Christian mass-murderers, and scientist-persecutors and killers declare the shroud to be genuine after scientists showed it to be geniune? E-tard?) He has a hot line to its alleged owner on matters such as evolution, the Big Bang, abortion and condom use, so why so non-committal on the matter of the shroud's authenticity? (Can you speak English stupid? You're brain couldn't handle the hate bursting from your mind, might wanna tone down the attempt at high-mockery, that way you'll have a better chance and mocking God, an all knowing being ready to throw your moron self into Hell to burn forever without any rest or hope of getting out constantly feeling guilty for having hated a loving God despite the obvious being gently placed before you every second for years into adulthood, which you rejected for childishness stupidity.
Does bitter sarcasm and mockery quality as evidence that you are not an inferior evil moron in comparison to God who mocks you everyday for being an evil mocker? Did atheists created a giant random explosion millions of years ago then have faith in based on stupid assumptions and lies and the desire for fame and money? Do they speak of the Big Bang and Evolution (mashing macroevolution and microevolution together confusing the issue on purpose) as if they really happened despite having ZERO scientific evidence for it, and using childish dodo brained verbal mockery like you have, torture, child rape, molestation, and murder to force their "truth" on the "lying silly violent Christians"? Yes they have democratic atheists, yes they have communist atheists, yet they have pagans, yes they have cultists, yes they have "free will" obsessed Christians. You're a mere moron, who has nothing but silly rehash and hateful mockery to back your silly faith up.
Blind Biased Hypocrite Snake Father Bitter Atheist: "Billions and billions of years ago their was an explosion, we have it it on tape! Look! And then billions of years later some magic mud turned into a living self replicating thinking sex machine! And then they turned into pigs and spiders and fish and oh so primitive sheep and monkeys and insects that looked like plants oh and did I mention plants that are packed with countless chemicals that can be used as weapons and medicine and and and here's the proof!: Aborting babies by the millions, raping Christian kids, sarcastic jokes, million dollar experiments that wasted tax payer dollars and time and went no where, stupid computer animations and cartoons, conflicting theories of TRUE evolution, and uh uh uh, the piltdown man and archeoraptor, no wait i mean uh uh the archeopteryx fossil! Yes that single one! It proves that we evolved billions and billions of years over time! Just forget all the billions of years of missing evidence! Forget the Forbidden Archeology book, that's just God planting stuff in the ground to make Creationism look real! Forget design, that silly ole design is just there to make it look like there's a design! Forget hat we keep talking about design, forget that hypocritical contradiction we nature worshipers keep saying without realizing what stupid fools we sound like by simultaneously denying there is a design! Forget that we keep, keep like ultra retarded fools keep mixing up species with kinds and act like ancient words have the same exact meanings as modern words! Um, just believe us cuz we feel we're right! Have faith! "We're still learning!" Give us time! We need 5 billion more years to explain our endless contradictions away! Please we're begging you for a few 200 years more of your productivity time to babble endlessly about the big bang and evolution and how Christians are keeping us from finding the evidence! Just give us uh, billions more of your tax payer dollars to show u neat little dino cartoons with some cool sounds! We promise it will free ur sexuality so u can uh uh, learn to use condoms n stuff. Lol, you stupid Christians with that stupid Star Trek show u made lol! U seriously thought u could beam particles of yourself from one place to another like magic? LOL!!!!!! Oh, shit, wait, Gene Roddenberry the anti-Christian atheist invented that retarded concept and millions of atheists play dress-up instead of spending their time like Christians do helping the poor and needy so that the world can continue to advance scientifically. God I'm a retarded idiot mocker, good for nothing but hindering progress and ruining lives. I'm a living piece of poorly designed shit. God is such a bad designer. Damknit man.
Hee hee, ur such a smart funny atheist: you made fun of dads, magical atheist technology, historical artificacts, carpernters, and stereotyped Christians as all being Catholic, hee hee, ur smart. Ur rite, we all-Christians-are-Catholic-hypocites-ar